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Still not sure what you want to be for Halloween? Here are some timely ideas for grown-ups:
*The deficit. This is the perfect costume if you packed on some extra pounds this past year like, a few hundred. If you still weigh what you did in 2010, then it's the perfect costume to wear with a few friends. Drape yourselves under one big sheet like a lumpy ghost, and go around to kids saying, "Boo! You owe me $1,750 per person, or an average of $7,700 per family, and counting." If the kids have a basic grasp of macroeconomics, they will throw up their hands and run away screaming, allowing you to steal all the candy they have collected, which now is spilled on the sidewalk. You'll feel like the 1 percent!See the full content of this document
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Halloween Help for the Hapless
*"Mad Men." Whatever you're wearing, add a girdle or a hat. Or both.
*BlackBerry outages. So maybe I put this in only becaus...See the full content of this document
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